Top Five Import Strains to Toke

with your host: G3 (2023 edition)
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After the budots-crazy, trigger-happy old madman from the south launched his ridiculous drug war in 2016, most local weed sellers were ran to the ground by police and their henchmen. It looked more an excuse to dominate and control the drug scene, instead of actually doing a drug war.

The once thriving local “lokes” trade collapsed progressively while import kush strains entered the stoner scene, allegedly being pushed by the higher ups who are “politics-connected” in contrast to the local OGs who have been supplying the local market with affordable and easy to get smokeables for decades.

Of course, DIYers, lokal growers, and sellers started growing and or importing, and now stoners have both affordable and premium choices, all depending on your budget and available legit sources.

While concentrating on pure flower strains did improve the supply considerably and significantly, the prices were far HIGHER. But toking and sampling all sorts of flavor strains throughout the years (with weird ass names like Cat Piss, Alaskan Thunderfuck, Wedding Cake, Gorilla Glue, Jealousy, Blueberry Headband, Kenny F’N Powers and so on) they seem to justify the price with a purer, HIGHER quality of smoke, albeit in smaller but potent-packed grams. It is after all pure flower, save the very tiny amount of stems and an occasional seed (plant it).

Yours truly loves both types, but there’s just more extra work with lokes, as you separate flower, seeds (sometimes a lot haha), stems (also good for medicinal use), and etc. But the heft of the weed is considerable, although the quantity waned progressively and the price grew from inflation too. Import flower and kush varieties offer bigger potency and convenience, and consistent pricing.

I’d say embrace both and be happy you can get some.

While waiting for the politicians to finally approve the senate and congress bill (aside from medical and mental health use, jobs, tourism, and cheap medicine, many now under$$$tand what it is and what it mean$$$ with the taxe$$$).

Here’s a 2023 edition of top strains to toke so make sure to check em out.

5. blueberry headband
According to online sources, this strain is a product cross between Blueberry, OG Kush, Sour Diesel, and Pre-98 Bubba Kush. Other sites say it’s blueberry with headband (thus the name) and the latter is actually a finished combo strain cross of OG Kush and Sour Diesel. The result is a hybrid of the best of these parent genes, resulting in a relaxing toke. The pungent and potent aromas of these flavors are sure to make you wear a stupid grin without KO’ing you too much.

4. MK-Ultra
Despite the name of this strain coming from the infamous CIA LSD based Mind Control program in the late 60’s, the only connection to it is the heavy MENTAL effect of this great strain. In higher dosage tokes, you may feel that lysergic tinge coming on. But it’s just the Heavy Indica along with its cannabinoid components. It is heavy on the brain (a good heavy) and allows you to medicate and relax steadily as you recuperate from a long daaayyy.

3.ALASKAN THUNDERFUCK
Lots of good times were had with the mighty Alaskan Thunderfuck. If you inhale a huge amount too soon, it causes a short stuck up period in your brain that could be the definition of the name (?). The Sativa overload could be the culprit, as well as the fragrant aroma, or both. Alaskan TF sounds great with normal and non normal music trip out sessions without knocking you out but keeping a good buzz. But don’t underestimate of course, as its mindF phenomenon does work hard when hit in bigger amounts, compressing the THC deep into your brain cells.

2. Wedding Cake
Funny enough the definition of this strain came from its flavor, and I do agree sensing the slight sour and then sugary aftertaste exhale from its namesake. But then again, I read the definition before I got too wrecked on it (maybe too much). But make no mistake, Wedding Cake is the real deal. It is more on the heavier indica side (up to 27% THC ratio) and also tends to build up and then get heavy all of a sudden. Great too for know it all heavy tokers who think they need even more big puffs because they want to get plastered. Succession tokes will def get you SKY HIGH on this so get em grams now while available from your local suppliers.

1. DEATH BUBBA
I now truly, fully understand the power of Death Bubba, as it comes up knocking to pay a visit, loaded with terrible amounts of THC, CBD, and other cannabinoids ready to do God’s (SATAN’s) work. And your brain welcomes the thick cloud overload and you’re slightly slowerrr… If you toke good old DB after work and/or you’re slightly tired, you may end up dozing off from just a few hits. or maybe a couple if you had a long tolerance break. If you thought your regular dose was OK, DB arrives with a HEAVY mind and body blanket heavy enough to keep you couch locked and grinning. Like Wedding Cake, this one can make you eat too much, but that’s a welcome effect that everyone likes.