THC spotlight: Indomie Mi Goreng noodles

Indomie Mi Goreng instant noodles kick ass. There’s no other way to put it, even if it contains bongloads of bad carbs, fat, and tons of sodium and also maybe msg. It is one of Indonesia’s best contributions to humanity and accelerated death, aside from metal and punk cassettes.

Here is the local hierarchy ranking of instant noodles according to THC standards:

1. Indomie Mi Goreng noodles (regular) : 10/10 stars, add an egg and it’s 11/10 stars
2. Nissin Spicy Chicken Yakisoba : 10/10 stars – a separate review will be done later
3. other local available instant noodles: (?)
4. Lucky Me Pancit Canton: 7.5 stars ever since they changed their noodles

However, another rare version of Indomie exists: the Hot and Spicy variant (7.5 stars), as if the original isn’t already spicy enough for lightweights and wusses. It’s not super spicy like Samyang, but medium level.

It is like a rare colored vinyl version due to not being available all the time, and might, will exit like a Panzer tank on fire bumrushing out of Uranus though.

^ Your reporter has eaten this a bunch of times, like 3 packs per meal, but the last few times had caused serious diarrhea and stomach cramps. It gave me the worst shits I’ve ever experienced, and I have had really bad ones. It also caused a couple of (un)memorable incidents at work I’d rather not recount here.

The flavor isn’t as awesome as the OG, but maybe it’s just me and the bad times I’ve had with it. (It’s not you, it’s me. 7.5 stars)

Hey, they have an Instagram account that reveals a bunch of other cool flavors totally not available here to add more insult to injury. So check it out:
Indomie Instagram