The Chicken Burger and Sandwich Report (part 1)

[Thank you Metrogig for this guest review by Fenriz420. Hails the Chicken Burger]

Not everyone lists the humble, more affordable chicken burger as their favorite fast food. Most people will go straight to the BEEF. I even heard one person once said (oh really) “chicken burger / sandwich? That’s for wusses”.

Chicken burgers are not for wusses. Part 1 of this report was completed by yours truly with some dank lokkals. (All right, calm down)

Wendy’s Chicken burger

The branch where I got this was at the Trinoma food court; Wendy’s put a new meaning to the word crispy – it was too deeeep fried too much all crisp with zero heft around the radar of the taste buds. The patty was also slim so it’s just an all crusty patty with garlic mayo and lettuce.

Maybe it was just a glitch, we have to check again. But at p49 pesos others will mos def bring you more bang for the buck.

KFC Chicken Burger
At 35 pesos, KFC wins with a decent fast food burger that’s also good for cheapos like me and you (?) can do. It is the cheapest chicken burger for poverty poseuring, with a goodness ratio on price and quality. Decent sized chicken fillet with mayo and shred lettuce in a generic bun works it.

The Double Down is better if you have extra cash, you can even put it inside this sandwich for a mega chicken burger. Recommended that you order this with their awesome large coleslaw and get the snack right. 3.5 stars.

* Double Quarter Pounder (with large drink and large fries) + Double McChicken ultimate stoner combo meal

Mcdonald’s Chicken Sandwiches
Unfortunately for those who hate the McDees (play “Locking up Dropdead in Mcdonald’s” by An@l C*nt here) they are in here because they happen to have some (uh?) decent chicken combos. They’re also easily accessible for your lazy stoned munchies.

The crispy chicken sandwich, (p39 pesos, now p45) has the thicker bigger chicken fillet. It tastes addicting (they def put something in it) with a hint of black pepper, and then with the garlic mayo and that simple (boring?) bigger bun = classic. You can grab 1, 2, or 3 depending on the munchies level and be good on the way out. 4 stars.

The Spicy McChicken sandwich is for those who want a li’l extra kick and a bigger serve. 4 stars. A double spicy McChicken version must be made too in the future.

The regular McChicken is already great. But order it as a double McChicken secret menu, and pair it with a Double Quarter Pounder secret menu XL meal and it becomes the umberhulk of all. Double the fillet, with garlic mayo and shred lettuce topping, for a killer combo. 2 is always better than one, so just shut up (209 pesos).